We Listen And We Don't Judge Badge Reel

Behold, the badge reel that's seen it all. This isn't just a holder for your ID; it's a tiny, truth-telling guru for your waistline. With the words "We Listen And We Don't Judge" emblazoned on its face, it’s a silent promise to all who approach. The retractable cord isn't just for reaching the card reader—it's for those long, dramatic stretches when you're just a little too tired for a conversation. And its trusty alligator clip? That's your steadfast companion, holding on for dear life as it silently witnesses your daily caffeine-fueled journey. This reel knows your secrets, your lunch choices, and your exact level of patience, and it swears on its plastic housing that your judgment is safe with it.